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[ simon's got a beautiful shiner blooming across the right side of his face, and his lips is swollen and bloody. simon himself looks more baffled than angry. there's a few minutes of silence before he actually starts speaking, as if he's very carefully choosing what he wants to say. ]

A man I'd never met before punched me in the face. Twice. I don't know why.

[ he pauses a moment, letting that statement sink in. ]

Where am I?